faiththevampireslayer:

AU Meme: Faith in Mystic Falls

Klaus: I expected more from you, love, especially given your reputation.
Faith: What are you?
Klaus: I’m a hybrid.

Damon: You seem a little off your game tonight. No really, stay down, take a breather. Does ten seconds sound good?
Faith: Screw you.

Faith: Stop shutting me down.
Stefan: Do you even realize how ridiculous this sounds? A slayer sponsoring a vampire?
Faith: Yeah well, long time ago it was the other way around.
Stefan: What?
Faith: Nothin’. Just…try and stay calm, okay?